Politically Incorrect Route Names

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Each climb is unique and different from any other climb. Each separate climb has it's own personality. Climbs all have different names, which becomes part of their personalities. Where did some of these crazy route names come from? Some are dull and boring. some are colorful, funny, witty. Others are down-right rude, crude and tattooed. The name might have come from hours of deliberation, soul searching, contemplating, and discussion. The name might have come from a movie you saw, a girl(boy) you dated, your High School P.E. coach, or a part of the anatomy. It might have come from a song in your head, a move on the climb, a vision from God, or a sound your body makes. Basically, it can come from anywhere and be anything, and oftentimes, for some "Unknown" reason", the route names of climbs are politically incorrect.

Climbers, as a whole are an adventuresome and fun bunch. Many climbers are silly, immature, and have some growing up to do. Politically incorrect route names have been around ever since climbers started naming climbs. Some route names have caused quite a stir, especially back when our society wasn't as liberal, accepting, and "free" as it is today.

Bottom line; have a laugh, have a giggle, and remember just how silly this whole route naming thing is. If you are offended by some of these route names, the people who named them will surely be pleased, for that was probably their intent. Hey; it's just a name! Lighten up, but don't count on the knuckleheads who name climbs to grow up; it aint' gonna happen. While compiling this list, I soon realized that there sure are a lot of them. When viewed all at once, the list seemed quite a tribute to some very silly climbers and their strange and bizarre tastes.
 

1. James Brown Celerity Hot Tub Party

2. Bitch, Bitch

3. The Leg Lifter

4. Bald Women with Power Tools

5. Orgasmatron

6. Reggie's Pimple

7. Women in Cages

8. Padded Handcuffs

9. Let's Eat Organ Meat

10. Drop your Drawers

11. Stains of the Stars

12. Into you like a Train

13. Kate's Bush

14. Whistling Sphincter

15. Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

16. Black Plastic Streetwalker

17. Pocket Pussy

18. Unwiped Butt

19. Napkin of Shame

20. I'd Slap You but Shit Splatters

21. 13-year old Death Trap

22. Barfing at Zelda's

23. Horn Dog

24. Pig-in-Heat

25. Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom

26. We Must, We Must, We Must Improve Our Bust

27. Limp Wristed Faggot

28. Jemiomagina

29. Tallus Phallus

30. Pit Slut

31. The Gash

32. Snnfchtt

33. Hhecht

34. Preparation H

35. Pussy Galore

36. If it's Brown, Flush It

37. Cough Up Phlem

38. Tube Steak

39. Poon

40. Tang

41. Butterfingers Make Me Horny

42. Chocolate is Better Than Sex

43. The Butt Buttress

44. Luminous Breast

45. Winds of Whoopee

46. Liquid Rats

47. When Sheep Ran Scared

48. Bearded Cabbage

49. Piss Crack

50. Brown Squeeze

51. Carolyn's Rump

52. The Wee-Wee

53. Come-N-Do-Me

54. Female Mud Massacre

55. Phineas P. Phart

56. Venucian Fece

57. Slippery When Wet

58. Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer

59. Chicago Nipple Slump

60. Hot Legs Contest

61. Nereltne

62. Ass of Dog

63. Horny Corner

64. The Snatch

65. The Turd

66. Nuts are For Men Without Balls

67. Deep Throat

68. Team Scumbag

69. When You're Erect

70. South End of a Northbound Poodle

71. Full Frontal Nudity

72. Urine Trouble

73. Rich Bitch

74. Shit Sandwich

75. x-Rated Tits

76. Life's a Bitch and Then You Marry One

77. R.S. Chicken Choker

78. Cuddlebone

79. Buford's House of Liver

80. Speculum Scrapings

81. The Panty Shield

82. Eat What you Secret

83. Weenie Roast

84. Walt's Frozen Head

85. The Big Brown Eye

86. The Love Goat

87. Skin Tight Mouse House

88. Naked Nancy

89. Naked Reagan

90. Ronnie's Rump

91. Pink Thing

92. Homo Erectus

93. Kiss Me Where I Pee

94. The Slong

95. The Organ Grinder

96. Glue Rhymes With Poo

97. Soup Rhymes with Poop

98. Lil' Spuirt

99. Camp Whore

100. Adult Gerbles, $1.39
 

101. Up Chuck

102. Colon Blow

103. Boner Donor

104. Brush Your Teeth with Jesus

105. Raging Bull Dike

106. Shit Happens

107. Pull My Finger, Barbera

108. Barking Spyders

109. Hemoroidic Terror

110. Rings Around Uranus

111. Jessica's Crack

112. Brain Fart

113. Spank the Monkey

114. Black Nipple Fetish

115. No Nuts, No Huevos

116. Raker's Blaring Hat Rack

117. Killer Pussy

118. Teenage Enema

119. Al's First Erection

120. Middle Finger

121. Like My Lump

122. Software Sluts

123. We'll Get Them Little Pricks

124. Helicopter Memory Farts

125. Fissure Merde

126. The Tidy Bowl

127. Pelvic Thrust

128. In and Out

129. The Nipple

130. Hot Dog in a Bun

131. Puss Wuss

132. Brits in Drag

133. Bush Blows Chips

134. Fisting in Loveland

135. I'm Pregnant with Satan's Baby

136. Throbbing Gristle

137. Shit, It's a Brit

138. I Slept with L.K.

139. Hershey Highway

140. Flaring Offwidth from Hell

141. Does Royalty Give Head?

142. Dorothy Does the Wizard

143. Lesbian Lust

144. Till Death Do Us Fart

145. Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie

146. Love Comes In Spurts

147. Feminine Itch

148. Group Grope

149. Lung Butter

150. Rock Out With Your Cock Out

151. Rat up Your Alley

152. The Woody

153. The Stiffy

154. Sphincter Quits

155. Badger's Choff Piece

156. The Ringwinker

157. Breaking Wind

158. Me Mum Shit the Bed

159. Squeeze One Out

160. Hairy Taco

161. Vanderklooster's Stinky Wet Pussy

162. Butt Funky

163. Bung Hole

164. Raunchy Bung

165. Got Toilet Paper?

166. It Doesn't Feel Like Toilet Paper

167. Crotch Putty

168. Shauna Grant

169. Shit for Brains

170. Hanging Turd of Babylon

171. Handygland

172. Nose Gobblin

173. A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat

174. Karlis' White Ass

175. John's Giggly Bum Cheeks

176. Chicken Poop

177. Loaded Diaper

178. Leather Communtiy

179. Knob Cheese

180. Lubricated Goat

181. Busy Beaver

182. Manicured Bush

183. Possum'Pie

184. Weenie Juice

185. Unaboober

186. Weiner Dude

187. Shagadelic

188. Love Bubbles

189. Baby Pillows

190. Babaloos

191. Blitzo's Hairless Boy's Choir

192. Blow

193. Dos Chi Chis

194. Ben's Magic Weenie

195. Gourmet Sausage

196. Let's Fuck the Crack Whore

197. Cooter

198. We aim to Please, So Please Aim

199. Sants' Magic Lap

 
200. Chick's with Dicks

201. Hot Buttered Elves

202. The Backdoor Santa

203. Grab My Sac for a Toy

204. Dirty Wood

205. Dirty Pinch

206. Soapy Tit Wank

207. Stink Finger

208. Stink Steak

209. Bury the Pickle

210. Eat Me Volume 23

211. Pickle Me

212. John's Ginger Tuftis

213. Dik Dik

214. Amatuer Sheep Shagger

215. The Devil's Butthole

216. Reach Around Cop

217. Copulator

218. Bad Cop, No Donut

219. Wifebeater

220. Ringstinger

221. Puto De Yo Yo

222. Sheep Shover

223. Cling Tenatiously to my Buttocks

224. Pink Dolphin

225. Pillow Biter

226. Blaat

227. Saving Ryan's Privates

228. Fuzz Bumper

229. Love Gas

230. Marsupial Lust

231. Riding the Cotton Pony

232. Kill Them All, Let God Sort Them Out

233. Whores of Babylon

234. A Dog in the Ass

235. I Love Animals, They Taste Good

236. No Glove, No Love

237. Jelly on Springs

238. The Booger Man

239. The Nuptial Sac

240. A Bull With Gas

241. Udi

242. Little Man in the Boat

243. Ho Bag

244. Tie Your Mother Down

245. I Pee in Pools

246. Abby the Scabby Tabby

247. Ass Gasket

248. Iranian Party Hat

249. steamy Sluts and Farm Animals

250. Gynogroove

251. Sex Farm Woman

252. Muff Divers

253. Oral Sex Bozeman

254. Happy Helmet

255. Head Room

256. Pork Circus

257. Strike a Bitch

258. Granny's Chin

259. Monkey Spunk

260. Fake Hair, Plastic Tits, Penis Enlargement

261. Mr. Happy Gets Hard

262. Mr. Hard Gets Happy

263. Vagina

264. She's A Groaner

265. Halloweenis

266. Mike Hunt

267. Keep the Worm Firm

268. How Deep is Ben's Love

269. Ben Gay

270. White Torpedo

271. Never Shake A Baby

272. Hey McCleod, Get Off of My Ewe

273. Charleton Heston is My President

274. Thigh Master

275. Get Off My S* ister

276. Ass of Dog

277. The Snatch

278. What was Raymond Doing With His Hands?

279. Homowack

280. Unwashed Lederhosen

281. Shit Happens

282. Hellraiser

283. Jessica's Crack

284. Butt Pirate Buttress

285. Hiding in Todd's Uterus

286. Nebraskan Rump Rangers

287. Chongos' Love Child

288. Cactus Pricks

289. Jack Meoff

290. Ben Dover

291. Little Fireman

292. Pooper Scooper

293. Girl on Top of Me

294. Some Crazy Shithead Who Thinks He's Jesus

295. Burn in Hell

296. Eat Bertha's Muscles

297. Flatulence Flake

298. Miss Laid

299. Weasles on Drug Climbed Up My Bunghole

300. Assweasle   do you really want to see more?