Climber Nicknames

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Doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, just as long as they are talking about you. Joshua Tree's climbing history is rich in colorful characters and bizarre happenings and events. The people themselves are the history, and some of them have taken on (or been given interesting and amusing nicknames. Some of the nicknames are proud and complimentary, others are rude, crewd , lewd, and tatooed. Here's a sample of some of the nicknames Joshua Tree climbers have somehow obtained. If you're not on this list; you might could your blessings.... or just hope that when you do get on this list, you are proud of your new found glory. I made this list mostly from my memory... but "stole" a few from a Supertopo forum. I also made this list just for fun...so if you get offended, or crabby, or pissed off,...lighten up!... have a laugh.....(If you are really bent.. just Email me, and I'll take your silly name off this list... this is the internet, afterall... and nothing is carved in stone..)


  1. Lynn Hill                     Lynnie
  2. Al Bartlett                   Big Al, The Dinosaur,
  3. Mike Lechlinski           Mo, Mo Linky
  4. Pat Nay                      Negroe, Naygress, Leatherhead
  5. Todd Gordon             The Mayor, Gordo, Gordex, Gordoba, Gordex-Buttocks-Deluxe, 
                                                      Gordobot, Gordhole, Gordaholic
  6. Dave Evans                 Dee Eee Eee, Ernest
  7. Rob Stahl                    Stahl Brother
  8. Dave Stahl                  Shahl Brother
  9. Frank Bentwood         Beebop Frank, Frankie Lee
  10. John Long                   Largo, J. Elvis Long,
  11. Mike Guardino           Gargoyle
  12. Bob Gaines                 Burley Bob, Burger Bob, Gainesburger, Patina Bob, Bob Grains, 
                                              Vertical Bob,
  13. Alan Nelson               Space Ranger, The Kook
  14. Erik Erickson              E
  15. Tom Gilge                  T the Ho from Hee
  16. Mike Waugh              Wazoo, Mikey, The Great Waughbinski
  17. Tom Michael             Dr. Michael
  18. Jim Angione
  19. Alan Roberts             Little Al, The Voice of the Crags, The Voice, Sulton of the Sofa,                                           Grouch of the Couch ,Gramda Roberts
  20. Darrel Hensel             Henny, The Hen , The Cock, The Rooster, The Master
  21. Kevin Powell            Popeye, That's Powell not Rowell
  22. Mike Paul                 Watusi, Michealangelo
  23. Dave Wonderly         Dave Tapes, Tapes
  24. Roy McClenahan       Libido Roy, Beadwagon, Beadie, Roy the Boyfriend
  25. Karl Morlock            Karl with a K
  26. Darryl Nakahira        Darryl Not-A-Hero
  27. Jim Angione              Flangeman, Flangione, Slim Jim, Slimmy, Jim and Joanie
  28. Ken Black                Pscyho Kenny
  29. Mike Van Volkem    Mike Van
  30. Dave Mayville           Too Strong, Sprayville
  31. Kurt Smith                 The General
  32. Jack Maarshall           New Jack, Tripper Jack , Dripper Sac, Tripper
  33. Mike Law                 The Claw
  34. Chris Miler                Mumbles
  35. Bobby Knight            World's Strongest Man
  36. John Yablonski          Yabo
  37. John Bacher               Jack, Jacker, Johnny Rock
  38. Jonny Woodward      Woody, Woodpecker, Bighead
  39. Brian Povolny             The Captain
  40. Dave Vaught              Kelly, The Troll, Mr. Troll Sir Al Bartlett
  41. John Sherman            Verm, The Vermin
  42. Todd Skinner             Turd Skimmer
  43. Hans Florine              Hands Chlorine
  44. Scott Cosgrove         Coszy, Grover, Lost Causegrove
  45. Dale Bard                 Bardini
  46. Dave Bruckman        Boogs, Boogleman,Boogles, Googles, Bluegelman, Floogleman, Chuck, Chuckles, 
                                             Chuckleman, Suckleman, Buttf*ckleman, One-Armelman, Venus De Milo, Tight-Shirtleman, 
                                             Bruckleman, Bruckles, Boogaholic, Booghole, Boogina, Booghead, Boograhamlincoln, 
                                             Badluckleman, D*cksuckleman, The Strongest Man Alive, Shit-on-the-Tipleman, 
                                             Boogieman, Boogster, Chuck-Chuckleman, Knuckleman, Huckleman, Buckleman, 
                                             Cluckleman, Spruckleman, Duckleman, F*ckleman, Frank, Battery Terminal Head
  47. Chuck Tucker          Chongo
  48. Dave Katz              Inflatable Dave, Inflatable Man
  49. Charles Cole           Chuck
  50. Scott Loomis          The Old Man, The Credit Card Lover
  51. Marty (Fish Products) The Dimminutive Vegan Love Goddess
  52. Dave Griffith            Young Strong Dave, YSD
  53. Jim Bridwell             The Bird
  54. Paul Johnson            Peter Paul, Pete and Repete
  55. Al Swanson             Al Dude, The Dude, Dude
  56. Russ Walling            Fish
  57. Dan Zacks               Tan Slacks, Tan, Biege Pants
  58. Pat Brennan             Fat Pat
  59. Rob Raker               Rakermobile
  60. Steve Bartlett           Crusher
  61. Hidetaki Suzuki        Hideous Tacos
  62. Dean Fidelman         Bullwinkle
  63. Raliegh Collins          Roland Shook, Ralieghwood
  64. Doug McDonald       Rudy
  65. Steven Powers         Steve-O, Baby Tool
  66. Troy Mayr               The Guppy
  67. Tim Nounan             The President, George Bush
  68. Dan Osman             Danno
  69. Dave Bengston          Spankston
  70. Steve Schneider        Shipoopi
  71. John Hayward         Wayward Hayward
  72. Rick                         Rick the Stick
  73. Bill Russel                Swilliam Russel
  74. Walt Shipley             Malt Shipley
  75. Dan                          Dicey Dan
  76. Dave Titus               Yucca Dave
  77. Dick Shockley          Doctor Dick, Dr. of Shock
  78. Richard Tucker         Richard Chongo, Chongo Brother
  79. Dana Adler              Pappy
  80. Mark Robinson        Mark Rolloverson
  81. John Middendorf      Dutzi
  82. Ian Carter                Zardoz
  83. Norm Miller             Stormin' Norman, Stormin, Norm the Norm
  84. Bob Miller               Bong Master
  85. Greg Epperson         Epps, Epi
  86. Keith Bruckner        The Bruck
  87. George Burton         The Mimster
  88. Tom Burke              Burkester, Burkemeister, Burkehole, Burkulator, Burkaholic, Burkeman, Blurke, T. 
                                             Burkulosis
  89. Tony Sartin            Tony Carbonie
  90. Grant Hiskes            Grant Hibiscus
  91. Billy Blitzo               The Reverend Blitzo
  92. Ben Vanderklooster   Young Ben
  93. Mark Senyk              Canadian Mark
  94. Sean Stanley
  95. Justin Bastin               Justin Plumber
  96. Dave Tucker              Dave Chongo, Chongo Brother
  97. Luke Strong              Luke the Fluke
  98. Scott                        One-eyed Scott
  99. Mitch Golden            Gonna-Pitch-Mitch, Don't-Pitch-Mitch
  100. Bruce Pottinger          Bruce Pottheadinger
  101. Brian                         Mr. Way,
  102. AJ Burch                   Pinkman
  103. Tom Murphy            Murf, Smurf
  104. Andre                        Smutzfink
  105. Dan Delang               Sherpa Dan, Mumbles
  106. Cora                        Cora the Explorer
  107. Jay Johnson              Jesus of the Desert
  108. Simone                    Simone the Brit
  109. Eric Jackson              Weasel Boy
  110. Tim Wagner              Skinhead Tim
  111. Ray Olsen                 Frog
  112. Rich Sims                 Zappa
  113. Vicki Pelton             Vicki the Visitor
  114. Dave/Kim Carpender Bearamiah, Beared Squared, Bear to the 29th Decadohedran
  115. Larry Stone               Larry Loads, Larry the Lion Tamer
  116. Lydia                       The Pocket Russian
  117. John                        The Birdman
  118. Jeffery Scott Constine   Medusa
  119. Greg                        The Hand
  120. Beth Shilliday            Moabeth
  121. Robert                      Desimpleton
  122. Gene                        Deaf Gene
  123. Cedar Wright            Magoo
  124. Jim Wilson                Rubidoux Jim
  125. Dave Nielson            Too Tall
  126. Doug Munoz             Moonie
  127. Mike Graham            Gramicci
  128. Greg Bernie              The Driver
  129. Pete Tekada             Big Wall Pete
  130. Pete Kentucky         Pete
  131. Spencer/Al Lennard The Home-made Hash Bros
  132. Bill Acapulco           Bill
  133. Brian Coiler
  134. Warren Egbert          The Old Ass Hippie